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Help Me!

Posted by xports Apr. 30, 2009 @ 9:21 PM EDT

I think I have amnesia! I just woke up, and here I am, at this website. I can't seem to remember anything before I typed this.

So, you guys need to tell me everything I need to know about everything. And quickly.

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Apr. 30, 2009 | 9:28 PM MadiiMonsterr says:

D'aw just remember that you love me more than most people :]

Apr. 30, 2009 | 10:00 PM xports responds:

Gotcha.

Apr. 30, 2009 | 9:53 PM FunkmasterCatking says:

You made love to me last night.

Apr. 30, 2009 | 10:00 PM xports responds:

So that's what that mess was...

Apr. 30, 2009 | 10:00 PM Shygon says:

..........Swine flu crises..... pretty much it

Apr. 30, 2009 | 10:01 PM xports responds:

...Pig sickness?

May. 4, 2009 | 10:01 AM Sidorio says:

I'm the best user here.

May. 4, 2009 | 5:11 PM xports responds:

From what I've seen, that's not saying much.

May. 7, 2009 | 4:44 PM JollySpace says:

You meant to make the user "Jolly" on your forums, the link over there that says "My little forum,' an admin.

May. 8, 2009 | 7:19 AM xports responds:

Sadly, I can't remember the admin password. Sorry.

May. 12, 2009 | 10:13 PM speakerlight says:

You were supposed to be on the space shuttle Atlantis!

May. 13, 2009 | 5:51 PM xports responds:

Well I missed it then.

May. 13, 2009 | 7:21 PM X-TERRORIST-X says:

I guess that's a side effect of those pills.

May. 13, 2009 | 9:20 PM xports responds:

But they were so round and tasty...

May. 22, 2009 | 9:19 PM TheFreedMan says:

well then, where to start... first off, I raped your dog, Your mom is a government agent sent to kill you, your dad died of genital herpes, your girlfriend is now my Bitch, and I also destroyed and burned everything you once held dear to you.

so now that you've just had a recap of your life as of recently, what do you think?

May. 22, 2009 | 11:59 PM xports responds:

1) Don't remember/Can't find the dog, so I really don't care.

2) That short fat woman? Please.

3) Dad =/= Dead. Try again.

4) Girlfriend?

5) Have fun with everything I once held dear to me. I won't be needing it.

May. 23, 2009 | 1:31 PM therealanimator says:

we had butt sex and there was love goo..all over your face..

May. 23, 2009 | 5:55 PM xports responds:

Hawt.

May. 23, 2009 | 10:13 PM puddinN64 says:

I'm going to need my paycheck for your theme song now.

May. 23, 2009 | 10:18 PM xports responds:

Who am I making this out to?

May. 23, 2009 | 10:27 PM igott says:

Check your post history, good sir.

May. 23, 2009 | 10:31 PM xports responds:

That would be a good idea, wouldn't it?

May. 25, 2009 | 3:14 AM Achromatic says:

We have a black president omg omg

May. 25, 2009 | 11:24 AM xports responds:

OMG WTF DID YOU DO?????

May. 31, 2009 | 5:10 AM MissingNYC says:

im hungry... does that help?

May. 31, 2009 | 11:39 PM xports responds:

It has been noted.

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